Wednesday, 18 June 2008

Soyombo Pictures proudly presents...

OUR HUMMDINGER ... - *drum roll* - the grand Nissano Micrawavo!!


Huge dollops of thanks and praise go to Lucy's cousin in Dublin for blessing us with such a delight, a silver snippet of joy at the outrageous price of FREE! Extreme charity donation, fantastic work, much respect cross the sea!

This bundle of metalwork and electronics will be transporting us all the way to Mongolia, i predict many joyful hours of navigating, napping and negotiating in the old Micrawave. We've even had our first sponsor - Dave Laceys da's company Lincsafe has bought up space on the car for some great big stickers.. thanks Lincsafe

A prime advertising opportunity for you awaits and it's ALL for charity! - get in touch now for a quote!! What better offer can you get than this moving billboard - visable to 3 continents worth of people driven by three Blonde hooligans?! If you can think it up you can stick it on our car, what do you say folks?

Monday, 9 June 2008





Ten weeks from now we could be sitting under the canvas of a nomad's yurt, opposite a litter of rosy-cheeked Mongolian rugrats, and tucking into fermented mare's milk and sheep's ovaries.


But before we encounter such luxuries (the cuisine an exception) we'll be hopping behind the wheel of our Nissan Micra and bouncing our way through 18 other countries.

So here's a little taster of what the Soyombo Racers have been achieving in the past few weeks:



  • Getting a car! Probably the most crucial achievement! It is currently absorbing the luck of the Irish until Lucy drives it over on 4th July where it will go under the knife and get well and truly pimped! See below news of our dashing steed and news of some fantastic corporate sponsorship from Lincsafe Health and Management Services.


  • Secured our spare parts! Becky's uncle Glin of Brewer's Auto Salvage in Erdington, Birmingham has kindly offered to donate all the parts we'll be needing from his Aladdin's Cave of a scrap yard over here in Brum.


  • Not forgetting the special snow and mud tyres that will transform our bubbly little motor into a true warrior that Genghis would be proud of!


  • Visa number 7: finally no more tedious forms! The seventh and the final visa application is now in process, awaiting the Russians' approval!


  • Hit the £1,000 mark with charity donations....almost!! We're hoping to get £1,500 and have a few more events lined up such as a quiz night in Belfast, a Race Night in London and a few more raffles, and generally bending everyone and anyone's ear about our Mongolian mission!


  • But most excitingly...we've been donated a military walkie talkie!!!!!!! Now we can rodger in other vehicles when we need a tyre changed or a map reading! Not really, but it will be cool to be bobbing along the Gobi desert and tune in to see who else is on AM!

Wednesday, 21 May 2008

The Mongolian Death Worm

Holy Mother of God! My dream of discovering a prehistoric subterranean species, sensitive to vibrations and hungry for human flesh may, in fact, become a reality.

Check these bad boys out














Mongolian Death Worms

"The Mongolian Death Worm is known to Mongolia’s nomadic tribesmen as the allghoi khorkhoi or ‘intestine worm’ for its resemblance to a sort of living cow’s intestine.. it is said to inhabit the Southern Gobi Desert in Mongolia.

"Its colour is dark red, like blood or salami… It moves in odd ways – either it rolls around or squirms sideways, sweeping its way about. It lives in desolate sand dunes and in the hot valleys of the Gobi desert with saxaul plants underground. It gets out on the ground mainly after the rain, when the ground is wet. It is dangerous, because it can kill people and animals instantly at a range of several metres."

The creature is reported to be able to spray an acid like substance that causes death instantly. It is also claimed that this creature has the ability to kill from a distance with some sort of super charged electrical charge. Numerous Mongolians have reported seeing this creature including a Mongolian Premier. The creature is reported to hibernate during most of the year except for June and July when it becomes active.

It is believed that touching any part of the worm will bring instant death, and its venom supposedly corrodes metal"

If the classic 90's film 'Tremors' staring Kevin Bacon is anything to go by we'll need to pack some decent seismology equipment, strong explosives and 3 sturdy pole-vaulting sticks to outwit these foul creatures.

Either that or hang out on the roof of the local Yurt in our aviators - sizzling the bacon way ...



All the best Kevin!! xx

Wednesday, 14 May 2008

GOT CAR ? GIVE IT!

If anyone has a little old motor with the following specs :

1 litre or under engine
pref with M.O.T.
wheels desirable

And would be willing to donate it to the Soyombo Racers then PLEASE get in touch - leave a comment or email MongoliaAhoy@gmail.com

we were thinking of taking it off some sweet jumps.

and then driving it to Mongolia.


Monday, 12 May 2008

Cams, Props and Automobiles

My friend Joe has kindly offered to pimp out our bangmobile with a mad-wicked helmet cam so we can film every smile, grimace, squeal and snarl out on the road. Hopefully we'll be able to record the variety of vodka's, radio stations and in car sleeping positions we'll be working through on the long haul to Mongoliax.

Big props Joe.



yeah you're cool.











Now, we just need a vehicle to attach the camera to.. The Belfast car plan was working out to be a little to clunky, logistically speaking, so if anyone knows of any little rollerskates going cheap PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get in touch, I implore you.

Peas out yo

Sunday, 4 May 2008

Psychogeography

I'm interested in psychogeography.

"Psychogeography was defined in 1955 by Guy Debord as the "the study of the precise laws and specific effects of the geographical environment, consciously organized or not, on the emotions and behavior of individuals."

Usually this idea is applied to the movement of pedestrians around cities - with an interest in anything that takes the pedestrian away from their usual routes dominated by the rituals of city life and toward a more liberated drift around town.

In Paris, this kind of urban wandering got very bloody cool in the late 50's - with many a flâneur strolling through the urban environment in a state of detached observation. Think rambling but with more jay walking and less grass.

So, what's the point in all this wander-mongering? For one, to break out of auto-pilot mode and wake up before getting to your final destination. Why do we find ourselves shuffling along the trodden paths, funneled down the routes of least pedestrian-resistance? I'm not necessarily suggesting here that we all start leaping over the nearest barbed-wire wall to open our minds man, but starting to notice the way we amble to work/school/parole office could turn out really interesting.

Walking is only one such way which allows for a tempered digestion of a journey; have you ever walked a route before driving it? it becomes like a familiar dot - to - dot puzzle, sprinkled with useful recognisable points.

It often seems to me that we do what we can to switch off after leaving domesticity each day - the a to b trip anywhere is treated as a burden which should be as short as possible and as distracting as our mode of transport allows. We do what we can to chop up the experience of distance; treating the car as an extension of the living room - sit down, look out the window if it's a nice day, start fiddling with some digital console if not.. the bus is like a public library of magazines and free newspapers and the train chuggs peacefully along like a public bedroom, a blanket of mouths agape sounding out a multi tonal snore-score.

We do anything we can to distract ourselves from the getting-there part of life. But by doing so, I feel like we're missing out on something. Distracted and disconnected I don't have any substantial idea of what a real distance is. Being so focused on the destination, the distance there is now more often talked about in terms of time than space.

This is why I'm so excited about driving to Mongolia. I'm trading in the 24 hours I would spend under the benevolent care of a cabin crew for a 10,000 mile jostle across ground. Admittedly, by climbing into a car, I'll be a full step away from the psychogeographic ideal of strolling by foot; cocooned instead inside a vehicle. But the principal of being guided by the geography of the surrounding terrain will stay with me as we inch across the continent, treading on the mysterious in-between that spreads all the way from here to there.

I have high hopes for this continental pleasure drive, I hope to learn about the breakfasts, landscapes, insults and celebrities of the en route countries. I also hope to return a little more mechanically minded. And most of all I'm hoping there is something beyond the in flight movie.

'If I was assaulting a tyranny it was one of distance, and of a form of transportation that decentres and destabilises us, making all of us that can afford it subjects of a ribbon empire that encircles the globe. This is a papery and insubstantial realm, like a sanitary strip wrapped around a toilet bowl.' WS

I'm flushing the chain and taking action.
I'm reclaiming the journey from distraction!

Tuesday, 29 April 2008

Something beginning with...

You know that urge you get when you're learning to drive, to just blink away your instructor and take yourself on a laid back cruise through some winding coastal roads with the sun tanning your right arm? Then when you pass your test, you just want to jump behind the wheel, cram your mates in the back and see what motoring landscapes have on offer.
Well I'm not sure at what point of my first long-haul drive the novelty of this will wear thin. Saying that though, winding our way 10,000 miles to Mongolia through 19 different countries and 2 continents, deserts, mountain ranges, valleys, villages, cities, continents, checkpoints, bribes and countless games of I Spy, should keep the boredom at bay.
It did add to the pressure of my driving test in February, that in a matter of months I would be responsible for driving two of my best friends a third of the way across the planet, on the opposite side of the road (where the were roads), and that if I failed, it would leave it up to Lucy to drive us each and every mile to Ulan Batur, (as Becky is appointed Official Navigator and In-Car Morale Support, her not having a license).
But fortunately the goddesses were smiling down on me that day in Feb and the examiner proved he wasn't as mean as he seemed, and I spied with my little eye something beginning with D and ending in riving License.
My right foot has been tapping ever since, ready to put this pink card with the dodgy photo to use, but I've managed to keep myself occupied hunting for sponsorship, tempting people to donate their hard-earned cash, filling out visa forms, discovering unnerving reports on most of the countries we intend to rally through and oh, finding us a car that will get us to the Mongolian capital via unknown, inadvisable and unforgiving terrain.
In-Car Morale will definitely come in handy.