Wednesday, 21 May 2008

The Mongolian Death Worm

Holy Mother of God! My dream of discovering a prehistoric subterranean species, sensitive to vibrations and hungry for human flesh may, in fact, become a reality.

Check these bad boys out














Mongolian Death Worms

"The Mongolian Death Worm is known to Mongolia’s nomadic tribesmen as the allghoi khorkhoi or ‘intestine worm’ for its resemblance to a sort of living cow’s intestine.. it is said to inhabit the Southern Gobi Desert in Mongolia.

"Its colour is dark red, like blood or salami… It moves in odd ways – either it rolls around or squirms sideways, sweeping its way about. It lives in desolate sand dunes and in the hot valleys of the Gobi desert with saxaul plants underground. It gets out on the ground mainly after the rain, when the ground is wet. It is dangerous, because it can kill people and animals instantly at a range of several metres."

The creature is reported to be able to spray an acid like substance that causes death instantly. It is also claimed that this creature has the ability to kill from a distance with some sort of super charged electrical charge. Numerous Mongolians have reported seeing this creature including a Mongolian Premier. The creature is reported to hibernate during most of the year except for June and July when it becomes active.

It is believed that touching any part of the worm will bring instant death, and its venom supposedly corrodes metal"

If the classic 90's film 'Tremors' staring Kevin Bacon is anything to go by we'll need to pack some decent seismology equipment, strong explosives and 3 sturdy pole-vaulting sticks to outwit these foul creatures.

Either that or hang out on the roof of the local Yurt in our aviators - sizzling the bacon way ...



All the best Kevin!! xx

Wednesday, 14 May 2008

GOT CAR ? GIVE IT!

If anyone has a little old motor with the following specs :

1 litre or under engine
pref with M.O.T.
wheels desirable

And would be willing to donate it to the Soyombo Racers then PLEASE get in touch - leave a comment or email MongoliaAhoy@gmail.com

we were thinking of taking it off some sweet jumps.

and then driving it to Mongolia.


Monday, 12 May 2008

Cams, Props and Automobiles

My friend Joe has kindly offered to pimp out our bangmobile with a mad-wicked helmet cam so we can film every smile, grimace, squeal and snarl out on the road. Hopefully we'll be able to record the variety of vodka's, radio stations and in car sleeping positions we'll be working through on the long haul to Mongoliax.

Big props Joe.



yeah you're cool.











Now, we just need a vehicle to attach the camera to.. The Belfast car plan was working out to be a little to clunky, logistically speaking, so if anyone knows of any little rollerskates going cheap PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get in touch, I implore you.

Peas out yo

Sunday, 4 May 2008

Psychogeography

I'm interested in psychogeography.

"Psychogeography was defined in 1955 by Guy Debord as the "the study of the precise laws and specific effects of the geographical environment, consciously organized or not, on the emotions and behavior of individuals."

Usually this idea is applied to the movement of pedestrians around cities - with an interest in anything that takes the pedestrian away from their usual routes dominated by the rituals of city life and toward a more liberated drift around town.

In Paris, this kind of urban wandering got very bloody cool in the late 50's - with many a flâneur strolling through the urban environment in a state of detached observation. Think rambling but with more jay walking and less grass.

So, what's the point in all this wander-mongering? For one, to break out of auto-pilot mode and wake up before getting to your final destination. Why do we find ourselves shuffling along the trodden paths, funneled down the routes of least pedestrian-resistance? I'm not necessarily suggesting here that we all start leaping over the nearest barbed-wire wall to open our minds man, but starting to notice the way we amble to work/school/parole office could turn out really interesting.

Walking is only one such way which allows for a tempered digestion of a journey; have you ever walked a route before driving it? it becomes like a familiar dot - to - dot puzzle, sprinkled with useful recognisable points.

It often seems to me that we do what we can to switch off after leaving domesticity each day - the a to b trip anywhere is treated as a burden which should be as short as possible and as distracting as our mode of transport allows. We do what we can to chop up the experience of distance; treating the car as an extension of the living room - sit down, look out the window if it's a nice day, start fiddling with some digital console if not.. the bus is like a public library of magazines and free newspapers and the train chuggs peacefully along like a public bedroom, a blanket of mouths agape sounding out a multi tonal snore-score.

We do anything we can to distract ourselves from the getting-there part of life. But by doing so, I feel like we're missing out on something. Distracted and disconnected I don't have any substantial idea of what a real distance is. Being so focused on the destination, the distance there is now more often talked about in terms of time than space.

This is why I'm so excited about driving to Mongolia. I'm trading in the 24 hours I would spend under the benevolent care of a cabin crew for a 10,000 mile jostle across ground. Admittedly, by climbing into a car, I'll be a full step away from the psychogeographic ideal of strolling by foot; cocooned instead inside a vehicle. But the principal of being guided by the geography of the surrounding terrain will stay with me as we inch across the continent, treading on the mysterious in-between that spreads all the way from here to there.

I have high hopes for this continental pleasure drive, I hope to learn about the breakfasts, landscapes, insults and celebrities of the en route countries. I also hope to return a little more mechanically minded. And most of all I'm hoping there is something beyond the in flight movie.

'If I was assaulting a tyranny it was one of distance, and of a form of transportation that decentres and destabilises us, making all of us that can afford it subjects of a ribbon empire that encircles the globe. This is a papery and insubstantial realm, like a sanitary strip wrapped around a toilet bowl.' WS

I'm flushing the chain and taking action.
I'm reclaiming the journey from distraction!